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Not happy.
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I got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night
- Thread starter Julian
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Ilmmct
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Did you mean to post more ... your joke seems short
spatty99
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It's all there, might have to think about it for a bit.
Jebinok
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I was driving through town the other day and the light change to red in a blink of an eye and the guy in front of me got stopped and i did too, only about 2 inches longer than he did. So we pulled over to the side of the road and a little person got out and walked to the back of his car looking at the damage while i walked to the front of mine. He looked at me and said "I'm not happy". and i asked him "well which one are you"?
Sbrown
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I see what you did there.....
Liveto99
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That’s funny
Are you going to tell us which one it was then?
Are you going to tell us which one it was then?
Betik
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he travels a lot around the world, I wont be surprised if he got mugged for real in a country people are shorter on average. Who knows maybe @Julian is the special US convoy to North Korea.
Betik
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Being the English expert that I am; I beg to disagree. It would have to be "Not Happy" to count.
@swatski from C. Louis can testify as per my literacy LOL
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I am not an English teacher, but I intend to "help" you with your literacy
...instead of using the phrase "I beg to disagree", try using, "I beg to dicker". It rolls off the tongue better. Just do not over use, like when in a discussion with your wife, if you know what I mean. I know you love butchering @swatski 's home town spelling, you get more creative each time, funny.
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TimW451
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Julian, this should be a sticky at the top of the forum. It would be a shame if it rolls off the first page. 