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Yamaha
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242 Limited S E-Series
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24
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:DMy eyes have missed your posts.
 
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Fellas....in my household the spouses are both women. let the wise cracks commence.......
 
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Nah...actually not too much different. i'm still always right. :winkingthumbsup" @Julian
 
Marriage= Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering!!
 
SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed! Picked it up from the AVS Home Theater Forums, works well everywhere!
 
Well, I've had a couple and happiness is that last payment. Now, I tell my girlfriend, "I do care, I just don't give a Sh@#! She has slowly come around and thinks gun are cool and I'm over taxed. And I haven't got my boat yet. I'm picking it up end of May. Brand new, 2013 AR240!
 
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When my wife tells people about our wedding day she usually includes that I cried (a little) during the ceremony. If I'm present and the person or persons hearing this glance my way, I respond, "Of course I cried, it's not every day i give up half my shit". That is, half of my future income.

On the rare occasion that a guy asks me for marriage advice, I tell him to buy all his toys before "D day", especially if its a boat or sports car because the first day you have to ask for her permission to spend your money will be a bad day. The first time she says no will be so, so, so much worse.
 
:winkingthumbsup" So, I'm guess congrats are in order??!!
 
Well .................. Good Morning Everyone !!!!!!!
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By the way ............
GOOD MORNIN' @!!!!
Springtime is here ........ Spent 4.5 hours cutting my Emerald Zoysia yesterday ......

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Funny comments. So I guess so few of you have had to deal with women. o_O Just give her the big O and buy jewelry. It works for me.
 
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