Man goes into an Italian restaurant

[Geoff Cooper]

A man walks into an Italian restaurant and sits at a table, The waiter soon approaches him with a menu and takes his drinks order while the man looks at the menu, After the drinks arrive the waiter ask if he is ready to order, Yes says the man i would like to order the Octopus please, I'm so sorry Sir says the waiter it takes around 4 hours to cook, 4 hours says the man why does it take so long? Well we have to cook them while there alive says the waiter and they keep turning the gas off.