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WTF

Discussion in 'Comedy Forum' started by robert843, May 15, 2017.

  1. robert843

    robert843 Jetboaters Admiral

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    I busted out laughing so hard when the dad says wtf I'm not sure how I would have handled this

     
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  2. Rod5

    Rod5 Well-Known Member

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    Holly Moley!!!
     
  3. brockhals

    brockhals Jet Boat Addict

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    Hell to the NO!
     
  4. scokill

    scokill Jet Boat Junkie

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    WTF is the best caption!
     
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  5. PEARCE

    PEARCE Jetboaters Lieutenant

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    HOLY CRAP!! How lucky was that little girl that she didn't get bite.
     
  6. Av8tor07

    Av8tor07 Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone identify the type of snake? We all know that any grown man would have bolted, this little girl has some guts.
     
  7. scokill

    scokill Jet Boat Junkie

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    This is in Michigan. The entire state only has one poisonous snake, the eastern massasauga rattlesnake. Certainly not a rattlesnake. I had to do some research as this is nuts.
     
  8. Av8tor07

    Av8tor07 Well-Known Member

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    It would still be a painful bite. Lucky girl
     
  9. Britboater

    Britboater Jetboaters Commander

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    She was actually giggling while holding the dam thing :eek:, I'm a wimp with snakes and I care who knows it :D.
     
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  10. robert843

    robert843 Jetboaters Admiral

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    Wow I was way off I thought for sure this was going to be in the south. Little girl barefoot tromping on a beaver damn in a jon boat with a life jacket 3 sizes to big and not even fastened correctly I thought for sure if was going to be my home state of SC lol.
     
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  11. Dough

    Dough Jet Boat Addict

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    Brown water snake of some type. Very common in Kentucky. Not too bitey, as you can tell.
     
  12. Speedling

    Speedling Jetboaters Admiral

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    I woulda grabbed the end of the tail, whipped it in the water, grabbed her and ran like heck as i screamed like little girl!
     
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  13. bronze_10

    bronze_10 Jetboaters Commander

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    This is how that would have gone with my fam....

    Wife and i both freeze for a split second with fear.....

    I snatch my kid up so fast the snake and the life jackets stay where they are floating in the air....

    Meanwhile my wife abandoned ship and is averaging about 25 mph across the lake...

    Then u hear..... BLAM BLAM BLAM........ BLABLBALBALBALBALBALAMMMM. (Tactical reloading) BLAME BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM as I start the boat and drive away with one hand.

    An hour later we catch up to the wife who is holding steady at 25 mph down stream!

    (Disclaimer... no snakes were hurt in this post. As a matter of fact even if this scenario were real i am farily certain the snake would be ok... I have seen me shoot before.)!
     
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  14. biglar155

    biglar155 Jetboaters Lieutenant

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    I'd have been cowering on the floor of the boat (perhaps curled up in the ski locker) as my wife grabbed the snake and smashed it with a stick.

    In college she worked at a girl-scout camp as Waterfront Director. She used to kill every snake that came near the swimming area (there were a lot).

    One day one of the women in charge of the place asked her to not kill the snakes because it was "cruel." So the two rather large snakes collected that day were placed in burlap bags and hand-delivered to the woman. The woman nearly passed out at the sight of them and never mentioned the "cruelty" again.
     
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