cane.mba
Jetboaters Commander
- Messages
- 689
- Reaction score
- 350
- Points
- 197
- Location
- Nashville, Tn
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2012
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
I've had this rolling around my head for a couple of years now and in honor of Mel @txav8r getting his new Yamaha, I felt the need to share. I hear all the people talking about how awesome their magma grills are, how much better everything tastes while on the water, yada yada yada. Obviously these people are not eggheads, because any use of a gas that comes out of the bowels of the earth, isn't going to impart a good flavor to anything it cooks.
Well here's the rub (see what I did there!), glowing, 800 degree chunks of lump and plastic, fiberglass, gasoline, etc really don't mix very well. Imagining a small green egg falling over onto the deck of my boat reminds me of watching a Willie Pete (white phosphorus) grenade melting through the deck of a tank, and then melting through the lower armor and dropping to the ground. Except in this case the lump will stop burning about the time it meets the water entering the hull from the gaping melted chasm it created. Sorry, back on topic! Propane, even on the water can't hold a flame compared to an egg! (Yes I am biased, but I have been eggucated)
So the conundrum... Do I mount the egg and cook on the boat? Do I create a floating transport, and egg on the shore? I'm leaning right now towards leveraging the awesome swim deck and shallow water capability of our fine watercraft and backing to shore and carrying the egg to a beach area to cook.
The next challenging decision will be which size egg? Personally I think I'm sold on a small vs a mini since you can cook a butt on a small.
Ok so let's have some fun and help design a mod for Mel's new boat, and while we are at it I'll figure out what I am going to do!
This is killer, but probably too large for even a 242
I kinda like this idea, but for transporting and carrying to shore...
Someone was able to find a cooler that held a mini, and he was able to float it ashore...
And this last one is the thing of nightmares!
Well here's the rub (see what I did there!), glowing, 800 degree chunks of lump and plastic, fiberglass, gasoline, etc really don't mix very well. Imagining a small green egg falling over onto the deck of my boat reminds me of watching a Willie Pete (white phosphorus) grenade melting through the deck of a tank, and then melting through the lower armor and dropping to the ground. Except in this case the lump will stop burning about the time it meets the water entering the hull from the gaping melted chasm it created. Sorry, back on topic! Propane, even on the water can't hold a flame compared to an egg! (Yes I am biased, but I have been eggucated)
So the conundrum... Do I mount the egg and cook on the boat? Do I create a floating transport, and egg on the shore? I'm leaning right now towards leveraging the awesome swim deck and shallow water capability of our fine watercraft and backing to shore and carrying the egg to a beach area to cook.
The next challenging decision will be which size egg? Personally I think I'm sold on a small vs a mini since you can cook a butt on a small.
Ok so let's have some fun and help design a mod for Mel's new boat, and while we are at it I'll figure out what I am going to do!
This is killer, but probably too large for even a 242
I kinda like this idea, but for transporting and carrying to shore...
Someone was able to find a cooler that held a mini, and he was able to float it ashore...
And this last one is the thing of nightmares!
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