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Conjoined twins

Bilmon

Jetboaters Captain
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Points
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Location
freeport il
Boat Make
Sugar Sand
Year
2003
Boat Model
Mirage
Boat Length
18
*Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.*

*One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the

hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."*

*The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation

while pouring the beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"*

*"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"*

*Jim nods.*

*"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture, and especially the beer."*

*"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude."*

*"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.*

*John replies: "Gives Jim a chance to drive..."*
 
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