Caution: intended for those with a slight sense of humor and time to gladly waste on his/her love of jet boats and this forum...
I was very excited about this product. During the well planned “guessing game” phase of the product launch (also known as torture), I was envisioning a massive articulating reverse gate contraption. In actuality, Will (
@JetBoatPilot ) and his team (in usual fashion) came up with a minimally invasive, elegantly simple product that simply works. With the twin setup on my now “pioneering” SX210 Yamaha design, I was pleased to wag my tail too and fro on the water after a very easy installation.
Campers by the part of the lake where I played with the capabilities must have been enchanted by my mystical ballet of clockwise and counterclockwise gyrations on the water’s face...it was so beautiful they were crying (forget the laughing part that brought them to tears).
Yes, they work! You can see the bubbles shoot out the side as the flow is diverted. Add some throttle (under 4K please) and even more bubbles and more dizzy. I experimented quite a bit; but still not to my satisfaction. The advantage of winter boating on Keowee is crystal clear water so you can easily see rocks, logs or lost anchors on the bottom. I could pick an object and do turns about a point like back in the days of earning my private pilot’s license with the greatest of ease; but also in reverse!
I forget what I paid...probably a good thing (don’t remind me). I can say for all the investment Will made in 3D printing technology, it probably wasn’t enough. I still shot a missed approach going stern first into the slip (it can’t push the bow if you screw up and end up angled when the stern aligns with the slip opening).
I am also very excited to have a new warning sticker as there simply weren’t enough on my boat after ripping several off (never the va-jay-jay one, of course)...and since I am an early model, I can really feel like a rebel revving to 4500 in reverse! I don’t buy anything stressing or falling off above 4000; but I also haven’t tested my anus either, so let’s be careful out there.
Also, with dual throttles, each having independent options of forward idle, neutral, reverse, forward gun-it, reverse gun-it and engine off in varying combinations Lateral Thrusters gives you something like 720 combinations of masterful maneuvering techniques. Perhaps that is one of the weaknesses. It isn’t hard to get lost in the plethora of available thrust manipulations in the seconds of criticality known as docking. One must definitely program the mind and body to reverse the opposite engine of the steering wheel direction.
As a final thought and an inspiring vision to my somewhat theatrical, satirical and ironically realistic review, the advancement of humankind (this time in the form of JBP Latral Thrusters) is a stark awakening to the unrelenting existence of gluttony where I am now obligated to reveal my own Jet Boat mod to even further enhance the rotational capability of my vessel while exponentially complicating the number of possible solutions to a given aquatic maneuvering equation.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Lateral Thruster Squirt Boosters! Let’s just call them LTSBs.
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I am excited to say, these are FULLY compatible with Thrust Vector XL, XV, XX, XY and XZ and CAN be used in conjunction with both 3D-printed AND cast Lateral Thrusters. As I do not presently have any Cobra goodies (good stuff though)
@Cobra Jet Steering LLC may want to comment as to any physical incompatibilities or warranty voids associated with yet another unsanctioned aftermarket time bomb, which could likely cause my boat to spontaneously disintegrate or change direction by 180 degrees. No, these will not deform if you hit a telephone pole in the water at 43 mph.
Thanks to ALL for a great source of fun in my life, for great products
@Cobra Jet Steering LLC and
@JetBoatPilot and to all the administrators for the most
amazing forum of any flavor I have ever experienced.