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Bizywk

Bizywk

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Is it just me, or has our societal intelligence level seriously degraded over recent years? Here's a few postings of warning labels I've come across

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dgfreeze

dgfreeze

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Yamaha
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2006
Boat Model
SX
Boat Length
23
Husband: My wife is missing. She went out last night, and never came back.
Officer: Age?
Husband: I’m not sure, mid 30’s… we don’t really do birthdays
Officer: Height?
Husband: Ummmmmm, a little over 5ft?
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, but not fat.
Officer: Eye color?
Husband: Sort of a brown, maybe?
Officer: Hair color?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year…maybe dark brown now, but I can’t remember.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt…. Possibly shorts…
Officer: What kind of car was she driving?
Husband: Well, she actually went out on the boat.
Officer: What kind of boat was it?
Husband: White and Black 2006 SX230, with twin 160hp MR-1’s, Big Air Cuda wakeboard tower, a Super Shade Bimini with an Amercian flag design, gray over black Seadeck, brand new white/red/silver upholstery, Garmin chart plotter, upgraded steering, swim up seating, Clarion head unit with 4 tower speakers and a subwoofer, Stoltz bow roller, VHF radio, Perfect Pass, trim tabs, keel guard, freshwater washdown system, LED underwater lighting…. At this point, the husband started choking up.
Officer: Take it easy, sir…. We will find your boat.
 
drewkaree

drewkaree

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AR
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21
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I cannot deny wanting to know where that video can be found 🤣
 
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