So, What Exactly Do Those Flashing Lights Mean?

[JDRacing]

Picked up a $20 Internet WiFi Bridge/Repeater, to add internet to my satellite box. The instruction manual is "interesting", to say the least. While I finally got the thing configured and apparently working, I couldn't tell for sure until I actually hooked it up to the satellite box. The indicator lights as defined by the manual were of little help, unfortunately. Here's what the light codes mean, according to the manual. They flash very attractively, but I have no clue what they are actually trying to tell me based on the attached. The other half of the manual is in Chinese and might be more accurate and therefore helpful to some, but not to me. At least I got a good laugh out of the light definitions.