The two main lakes I go to here have one tiny dock at the launch ramp…
One of the things I did before I got my boat was to read up on boating etiquette, or as I like to put it, how not to be a dick at the boat ramp. One of my biggest peeves is people pulling up to the ramp and start loading life vests, rods, coolers etc… I do as y‘all do and park in the staging / parking area and prep my boat so that it is ready to launch before I even approach the ramp, it’s just common courtesy and common sense, although both of those commodities can be in short supply.
Most of the time I’m the lonely but very happy fisherman that
@djetok mentioned in his post. I have not had to deal with the lines when I’m by myself as I boat only during the week when by myself. The weekends are when I take my friends out and lately there have been significant lines at the ramp. When there is, there is an old guy there orchestrating the chaos… last time we were there on a weekend for fishing and tubing, my friend and I went earlier with plans to pick up the girls later in the day.. so he and I get there and there is a line. After sitting in line for a bit we get out and he gets in the boat to prep up top, I take off transom straps and put the plug in, we are done in like two mins. Meanwhile there is a guy in what looks like a brand new Tige’ wake boat in front of us, this guy has several people with him and is doing nothing-with the cover still on the boat. We get to where the guy in front of us is three boats back from being called to launch and he finally starts pulling the cover off… meanwhile the line is advancing and his rig is sitting still because no one else is helping him, as in drive the truck forward. So I pull around him so that I am now next in line, meanwhile the Tige’ owner is still dicking around in his boat. The old guy comes over and tells me, I can’t have you cutting the line, so I said to the old guy, well that guy doesn’t have his shit together and is holding up the whole show. The old guys says I know.. at this point realizing I really don’t want to be like the other guy, I say okay sorry was just trying to do what was best for everyone here.
So our tun comes, my friend is in the boat and I’m driving, I pull down and turn around and back down to the ramp and put the stern in the water and my friend lights the engines as I’m getting out of the cab to remove the already loosened strap. I remove the strap and look up with a questioning thumbs up and get a positive thumbs up from my friend, jump in the truck back into the water and give it a shove and he is off. I then go and park the truck. Total time on the ramp about 90 seconds.
So here is where it gets interesting… I mentioned the one tiny dock, it’s big enough for a boat on the launch side, and another on the other side. After parking the truck I walk back down to get on my boat, now there is a boat launching and one being held by what I assume is the Mom on the other side… okay quick segue here… what is the problem with using a rope, or here is a novel idea, two ropes to hold your boat at the dock? I have seen numerous boats with people riding the big struggle bus trying to hold the boat against the dock by hand, wth? Use a damn rope. Anyway, no one can drive the boat apparently except Dad who is parking the truck… and here he finally comes walking back from the parking area… freaking cows walk faster than this guy. He finally gets in the boat and proceeds to diddle around for 5 mins before attempting to start the single outboard, meanwhile Mom is still holding the boat by hand. So he finally tries to start the boat and it is not starting… this goes on for another 5 mins or so before he finally gets it lit. Then, wait for it, he sits there warming the engine for another 5 mins.. meanwhile the guy with Tige’ boat has finally pulled down to the ramp and is attempting to launch his boat.. the exhaust pipe of his F-150 is underwater and the water is over his wheel hubs.. it is apparent that he is having trouble getting the boat to float off of the trailer, pretty soon he has his buddy back the truck in further.. still, even with reverse thrust the boat will not come off the trailer. About this time is when I notice that the trailer and the boat are floating, he forgot to take the transom straps off. So the other guy finally decides he’s ready to leave and my friend backs my boat over to the dock and I step on and we are off.
After a full day on the lake we come back to the ramp and the circus is in full swing… there is a line to take your boat out at this point. Cutting to the chase, I get dropped off and go get the truck and get in line, total time on the ramp taking the boat out, 90 seconds. If I’m dong it by myself then it is more like 5-10 mins since it is a bit of a walk to the parking area. Still if one is just focused on the task at hand quick work can be made of the whole affaIr.
So as far as cutting in line goes, I don’t have a problem with someone going around me if I’m not ready and they are and they ask, or if someone needed to retrieve their boat I’d wave them ahead.
The last thing I want to do is have an altercation with anyone at the ramp…