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I was sold a lie....
- Thread starter justason
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RoFLMAO! LOL!
itsdgm
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2007
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- AR
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- 21
Is there a 100% satisfaction guaranty with that?
Jim Robeson
Jetboaters Captain
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- Springfield, Missouri
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- Year
- 2000
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- 34
Maybe dimming the lights might help 
96Pirate
Jetboaters Captain
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- Wake Forest, NC 27587
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2007
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- AR
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- 23
Don't try the HOT Sauce! 
gthh
Jetboaters Captain
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- Buffalo, NY
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2007
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- AR
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- 23
What works for me is putting a brown paper bag over the head! (of the pump)
waterboy
Jetboaters Captain
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- Holly Springs, NC
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2007
- Boat Model
- SX
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- 21
you ain't right man... 
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- Raleigh, NC 27614
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
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- 242X E-Series
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- 24
I think you have to spray it on her for it to work.....(let us know how that works out) 
- Messages
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- 2,238
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- 287
- Location
- 27574
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2009
- Boat Model
- X
- Boat Length
- 21
2 lines my wife really "enjoys"....
Its mine and I'll wash it as fast as I want ..!!!
whattya mean premature?. I've been thinking about this all week !!!
JC6275
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Clifton IL.
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2001
- Boat Model
- LS
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- 20
Careful!!!! I was cleaning mine one time and it went off!!!!
4x15mph
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Downingtown, PA
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- Yamaha
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- 2018
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- AR
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- 21
You probably have to put batteries in it.
Boat Crazy
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Lebanon Missouri
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2010
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- AR
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- 24
Mix it with Hot Sauce, shake it, and try again!
MIDLIFECRISIS
Jetboaters Lieutenant
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- Lubbock Texas 79415
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2011
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- Limited
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- 24
You guys arer nuts. Ah wait that didnt come out right. damn niether did that. 
ok I quit now.
ok I quit now. 
Andy S
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- Cobalt
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- 2016
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- Other
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- 25
This is one of the funniest threads every. I think all the posters have been hitting the sauce.
rkluck
Jetboaters Captain
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2010
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- 24
This was just great!
Jim Robeson
Jetboaters Captain
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- Springfield, Missouri
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- Other
- Year
- 2000
- Boat Model
- Other
- Boat Length
- 34
That's what she said!!