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My ACE april Fools on the kids (highly reccomend)!!

justason

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My Kids of course know everything and I'm old news....so how do I raise the bar ?..>With Tech and an attack at the very sole of whats important to them.
Needs: Your kids with a phone/text package.

Prep : Edit the contacts in your kids phone they have set FOR YOU. I changed my kids "Dad" to "VERIZON WIRELESS"

...............see where this is going.??............

now as the day progressed "verizon" simply sent a few text to my kids....example:

"text content message 777er94 found inappropriate, please refrain from poor content"
....wait....

"inappropriate content to verizon customer filtered" "account review pending"
...wait...

"account administrator >justason< notified of offensive material"
..At this point, when I heard their phone ping...I would watch....the beads of sweat started....

"account >justason< pending review and suspension from verizon wireless for contact per phone (enter kids number)...
...try to hold it together....

well, this went on for allot longer than this..but you get the point.....finally after a while my son came to me and says....dddad..dddad...ummmm...errrr.....(shaking).....I lost it !!!

I WIN ROOKIE......SALT MY COFFEE WILL YA !!! AMATEUR !!!
 

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Bravo Sir ! Bravo!
 

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I'll admit, this prank is a year old.....but I repeated it with my niece that visited from 1,000 miles away recently.....the content was all out of state based and extra changes pending......She jumped in her car went down to the verizon shop and chewed someone out !!! the employee pointed to my phone number a the bottom of the text......

I'm not sure if this was wrong..or a double whammy on her !!

I lost no sleep
 

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Thats awesome! I'm dreading the day I have kids old enough to use the internet/text... what a nightmare for a parent!
 

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Funny....I might have to play with this a lil.....lol
 

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Oh man! I wish I had seen this earlier! Gives me a whole year to plan!! =):devilhorns:
 

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When texting first started to become popular I was at a bar with my wife and we met her cousin there, who I barely knew. She went to the bathroom, and left her phone (and I can't resist a good prank). So I added myself to her contact list with the name "GOD", and then set up a text ready to send in my phone for when she got back.

So she sat down and I waited a while so she wouldn't suspect I'd messed with her phone, and then hit send under the table-

"I am watching you" <From GOD>

So she gets the message, and frowns a little with a puzzled look, and puts her phone down again.

She goes to get a round at the bar....and I quickly type in a new message (remember...this were the old flip phones with T9 typing on the keys!)...

Again, I wait for a while and hit send-

"I am still watching you.....Drinking? Really?" <From GOD>

So now she looks around the bar....and I can tell she's thinking WTF? And is looking a little panicked.....and I asked her...."everything ok?"

"Sure....just a strange text message"

Well my wife couldn't let me drag it out as long as I typically would and bust in fits of laughter...and told her what I was doing.....she has yet to get me back....LOL
 

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Oh, that's just mean.

I love it.
 

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When texting first started to become popular I was at a bar with my wife and we met her cousin there, who I barely knew. She went to the bathroom, and left her phone (and I can't resist a good prank). So I added myself to her contact list with the name "GOD", and then set up a text ready to send in my phone for when she got back.

So she sat down and I waited a while so she wouldn't suspect I'd messed with her phone, and then hit send under the table-

"I am watching you" <From GOD>

So she gets the message, and frowns a little with a puzzled look, and puts her phone down again.

She goes to get a round at the bar....and I quickly type in a new message (remember...this were the old flip phones with T9 typing on the keys!)...

Again, I wait for a while and hit send-

"I am still watching you.....Drinking? Really?" <From GOD>

So now she looks around the bar....and I can tell she's thinking WTF? And is looking a little panicked.....and I asked her...."everything ok?"

"Sure....just a strange text message"

Well my wife couldn't let me drag it out as long as I typically would and bust in fits of laughter...and told her what I was doing.....she has yet to get me back....LOL
Definitely using this one!!!
 

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Oh man, so much infomration above and beyond jet boats on this forum...gotta write these down.
 

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Oh man, so much infomration above and beyond jet boats on this forum...gotta write these down.
No need to write it down. . . . there aren't any GROUP BUYS pending so the site shouldn't go down any time soon. :winkingthumbsup"
 
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Love it. With 3 teenagers at home i'm gonna have some fun with this.

Thx
 

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