This what happens when you offshore tech writing...

[Julian]

This came with the directions on how to install the lid lifts for a patio storage box. Get your axletree, beanpolts, and nuderprops here!

 

[JetPowered]

So is it beanpole or beanpolt? I'm so confused right now.

 

[Scuba_ref]

I'm not exactly sure what part you are struggling with @Julian ?

 

[JetPowered]

I think he was turned off at the Few sound cushion design. I would personally only go with as Many sound cushions that I could get me hands on to help counteract the beanpolt action and help keep it adown.

 

[Julian]

I was having difficulty getting the "pneumatic underprop free protend", but I realized I didn't have the flux capacitor connected to the "beanpolt" which reversed the "power allay" and bent the "axletree".

 

[GTBRMC]

I believe the key is the "pneumatic nuderprop" - either that or the Fetzer valve.

 

[Scuba_ref]

I think all the hardware is optional as it appears that "Wish made the cupboard door open and close," the hardware is a cover for the fact that they have mastered what Genie garage door openers couldn't do!

 

[MOA_Chaser]

I think they burned through their five year quality guarantee with those instructions alone.

 

[Britboater]

Ahh, Chinglish, a new dialect for us all .

 

[Murf'n'surf]

Too funny!

Years ago I met a wealthy man who started a company that translated and produced product instruction manuals in multiple languages for major companies. He would tell stories about errors they have made through the years and how easy it is to offend certain cultures by using the incorrect words.

 

[itsdgm]

I believe the key is the "pneumatic nuderprop" - either that or the Fetzer valve.

"Hey, It's all ball bearings these days"