Yamaha sure doesn't want you to have fun on these boats :D

[robert843]

Someone needs to make a more humorous version of it.

I will give it a shot but probably should start a new thread for this because I think this could get interesting but I gotta steal from @PedalPirate because his stuff was great.

Warning !!!!!

- severe injury can occur if water is forced into the rectum, vagina or other body cavities by water exiting from the ass blaster.

-when doing water sports be sure to wear a wet suit, cup and/or adaquite clothing to prevent the vagi-clean system from squirting water in to the vagina or rectum. If you forget to wear the cup and take a direct shot to the groin please place both hands on your neck and push the two cyndrcal objects that have appeared there back to you lower extremities and contact your physician.

-do not sit on the rear swim deck when the engines are running as you could fall overboard and have forced penetration to the vagina or rectum from the Colon cleanser.

 

[John McLaughlin]

I apologize for hijacking the thread but it brought back memories of crazy signs. This one was on the beach in Cape Cod. It like the one about the bear "you don't have to faster then the bear just faster then your friend. I guess it is the same here "you just have to be able to swim faster then your friend"




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[Julian]

After reading the rectum and vagina sticker, I wanted to name my boat either the ass blaster, cooter shooter, clam cleaner, or vagi-clean, but my wife said she wouldn't ride in the boat if any of those names were on it...

How about something a little more obtuse like "Hole Shot"! LOL

 

[Pullen724]

Do the stickers come off clean and easy or do you have to heat them up? Any adhesive remover required?

 

[haknslash]

Most of mine came off without needing heat. The stickers on the swim platform required a little help from the heat gun but not much.

 

[Matt Phillips]

@robert843 ... x2!

 

[Joe Hellaby]

Do the stickers come off clean and easy or do you have to heat them up? Any adhesive remover required?

Depends on your weather. I needed to add heat and use some goo gone or rubbing alcohol to get everything all cleaned up, I did mine on a 50 degree spring day. If you're out on a 80-90 degree day, they'll peel right off.

 

[Bubba7827]

goo gone - I was about to ask. Thanks.

 

[Mike Cardillo]

I could not believe the number of stickers. I mean come on. By the way...each of those stickers means at least 1 person did the thing they are warning against. So someone put their rectum and/or vagina on the jet. Darwinism. We need fewer stickers and more evolution.

 

[Troy JK]

That sticker sure sounds funny but its there for a reason. My cousin's 19 year old daughter fell off the back of a jet ski this weekend and the amount of damaged done is unbelievable. Don't know the details but it happened. In ICU since Saturday and after reconstructive surgery they still don't know if she will be able to recover 100% of her functions. Just keep it in mind and lets all be careful. Shit happens fast out there.

I've heard a similar story. This was a few years ago and the woman has had health issues ever since. On top of the physical injuries it causes, the infections from what’s in that water can be even worse.