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- Year
- 2016
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- Other
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- 25
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MattFX4
Jetboaters Captain
- Messages
- 1,797
- Reaction score
- 1,619
- Points
- 227
- Location
- Marietta, GA
- Boat Make
- Other
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- Other
- Boat Length
- 24
MattFX4
Jetboaters Captain
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- 1,797
- Reaction score
- 1,619
- Points
- 227
- Location
- Marietta, GA
- Boat Make
- Other
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- Other
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- 24
Renod
Jet Boat Junkie
- Messages
- 181
- Reaction score
- 369
- Points
- 132
- Location
- Grosse Ile, MI
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Bennie
Jetboaters Captain
- Messages
- 1,550
- Reaction score
- 1,468
- Points
- 222
- Location
- Loxley, AL
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2015
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
My son gave me a completely blank look, then asked if it was an old game 
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Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
- 1,252
- Reaction score
- 1,608
- Points
- 252
- Location
- 20151
- Boat Make
- SeaDoo
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Challenger
- Boat Length
- 18
Circle of Life
Renod
Jet Boat Junkie
- Messages
- 181
- Reaction score
- 369
- Points
- 132
- Location
- Grosse Ile, MI
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
- Messages
- 18,631
- Reaction score
- 21,019
- Points
- 1,102
- Location
- Raleigh, NC 27614
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242X E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Bennie
Jetboaters Captain
- Messages
- 1,550
- Reaction score
- 1,468
- Points
- 222
- Location
- Loxley, AL
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2015
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
Oh how true...
Liveto99
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 2,207
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- 3,355
- Points
- 287
- Location
- New York Hudson Valley
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- FSH Sport
- Boat Length
- 21
The smell
Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Location
- 20151
- Boat Make
- SeaDoo
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Challenger
- Boat Length
- 18
Touching story from Readers Digest.
Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'
My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, ,the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
-Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength!
-Reader's Digest
Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'
My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, ,the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
-Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength!
-Reader's Digest
Renod
Jet Boat Junkie
- Messages
- 181
- Reaction score
- 369
- Points
- 132
- Location
- Grosse Ile, MI
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Sublime195
Jet Boat Addict
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- 70
- Points
- 87
- Location
- Rochester, MN
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 19
Renod
Jet Boat Junkie
- Messages
- 181
- Reaction score
- 369
- Points
- 132
- Location
- Grosse Ile, MI
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2018
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Big storm rolled through yesterday damaging quite a few trees. Oaks, maples, black walnuts all took a beating. But not that crappy cottonwood...
Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
- 1,252
- Reaction score
- 1,608
- Points
- 252
- Location
- 20151
- Boat Make
- SeaDoo
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Challenger
- Boat Length
- 18
Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
- 1,252
- Reaction score
- 1,608
- Points
- 252
- Location
- 20151
- Boat Make
- SeaDoo
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Challenger
- Boat Length
- 18
Dialogue between a Priest and a drunk alcoholic :-
Priest - Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to hell.
Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells the liquor?
Priest - He will also go to hell.
Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells tandoori chicken outside the Liquor Store?
Priest - He too will go to hell.
Alcoholic - Then I have no problem in going to hell.
Priest - Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to hell.
Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells the liquor?
Priest - He will also go to hell.
Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells tandoori chicken outside the Liquor Store?
Priest - He too will go to hell.
Alcoholic - Then I have no problem in going to hell.
Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
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- Points
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- Location
- 20151
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- SeaDoo
- Year
- 2011
- Boat Model
- Challenger
- Boat Length
- 18
McMark
Jetboaters Admiral
- Messages
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- 1,316
- Points
- 272
- Location
- Monongahela, PA
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2015
- Boat Model
- AR
- Boat Length
- 24
JeffVans
Jet Boat Junkie
- Messages
- 381
- Reaction score
- 334
- Points
- 137
- Location
- Zion Crossroads, Va
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2016
- Boat Model
- 242 Limited S E-Series
- Boat Length
- 24
Ronnie
Jetboaters Fleet Admiral
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- 8,775
- Reaction score
- 12,189
- Points
- 667
- Location
- SF Bay Area
- Boat Make
- Yamaha
- Year
- 2010
- Boat Model
- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
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