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Discussion in 'Comedy Forum' started by Julian, Sep 15, 2014.

  1. Andy S

    Andy S Jetboaters Admiral

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    MattFX4 Jetboaters Lieutenant

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  3. MattFX4

    MattFX4 Jetboaters Lieutenant

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  4. Renod

    Renod Well-Known Member

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  5. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    My son gave me a completely blank look, then asked if it was an old game :banghead:....
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  6. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    Circle of Life

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  7. Renod

    Renod Well-Known Member

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  8. Julian

    Julian Jetboaters Fleet Admiral Staff Member Administrator

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  9. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    Oh how true...

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  10. Liveto99

    Liveto99 Well-Known Member

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  11. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    Touching story from Readers Digest.

    Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the connections that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.'

    My wife got up from her seat with the look of admiration towards me proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, DVD, ,the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, Gin, Vodka the Beer from the fridge...

    I ALMOST DIED!!

    -Think before you speak. The female brain works on a different wavelength!

    -Reader's Digest
     
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  12. Renod

    Renod Well-Known Member

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  13. Sublime195

    Sublime195 Member

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    So much fun...
     

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  14. Renod

    Renod Well-Known Member

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    Big storm rolled through yesterday damaging quite a few trees. Oaks, maples, black walnuts all took a beating. But not that crappy cottonwood... :mad:
     
  15. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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  16. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    Dialogue between a Priest and a drunk alcoholic :-

    Priest - Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to hell.
    Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells the liquor?
    Priest - He will also go to hell.
    Alcoholic - What about the guy who sells tandoori chicken outside the Liquor Store?
    Priest - He too will go to hell.
    Alcoholic - Then I have no problem in going to hell.
     
  17. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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  18. McMark

    McMark Jetboaters Lieutenant

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  19. JeffVans

    JeffVans Well-Known Member

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  20. Ronnie

    Ronnie Jetboaters Admiral

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    @JeffVans , that’s just wrong but funny.
     
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