Quote of the Day

[FSH 210 Sport]

You can roll a turd in powdered sugar, but that doesnt make it a donut..

Is that like..”you can pour honey on horse shit and it makes it taste better but it doesn’t make it desirable “

 

[Yambers]

Is that like..”you can pour honey on horse shit and it makes it taste better but it doesn’t make it desirable “

Same principle. Ha

 

[Yambers]

Recent quote from our vet because my sons dog is a laser guided poop eating missile:

"We can give all 3 of the dogs a pill that will make their poop undesireable to other dogs".

Apparently the fact that it is poop doesnt make it undesrieable enough already.

 

[Hergy]

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!

 

[Hergy]

“Do I look like the dumbass whisper?”

 

[Scuba_ref]

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken!

 

[BigN8]

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

 

[BigN8]

Was walking through the Houston boat show years ago with my independent sales rep who was an older gentleman. I was boat shopping. Mid way though the exhibit floor he stops and looks at me and says, “son, if it fucks, flys, or floats, rent it don’t buy it”

 

[AZMark]

“Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.”
- Mom (a much kinder 2nd grade teacher than you would ever think would say such a thing)

 

[drewkaree]

''The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.''

WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD

 

[drewkaree]

The definition of a politician is a person who wants you to believe they've found a way to pick up a turd by the clean end.

 

[FSH 210 Sport]

The definition of a politician is a person who wants you to believe they've found a way to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Sounds like some General Patton would have said !

 

[zipper]

This applies to a lot of things in life...
"When in doubt, go without."

Or a varient on this while sailing.

"When in doubt, let it out."

 

[swatski]

or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

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