Sex on a Boat?

[yammiman]

I'm not sure there is anything I own that I haven't had sex on or in!! LMAO!!...so to answer your question, YES!!

 

[swatski]

I'm not sure there is anything I own that I haven't had sex on or in!! LMAO!!...so to answer your question, YES!!

Okay, I hope your lawn mower is a Tractor type, not a Manual-Reel. LMAO.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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[Julian]

Okay, I hope your lawn mower is a Tractor type, not a Manual-Reel. LMAO.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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Roto tiller came to my mind! LOL

 

[yammiman]

Actually it is!! - She just hangs on!!

 

[Jaime]

LOL

 

[captras]

I know what a boat is, but what is sex? I vaguely remember that from many years ago!

 

[Bill D]

I'm firing my landscaper...

 

[Julian]

I'm firing my landscaper...

Is this him...I would too!!!!! LOL

 

[Scuba_ref]

@Julian it is slightly disturbing that you either had that picture handy or knew where to get it!

 

[Bruce]

@Julian, you have made me afraid to click on this thread! I understand you enjoy showing your body off on Facebook but doing so on the forum is taking it too far.

 

[Julian]

@Julian it is slightly disturbing that you either had that picture handy or knew where to get it!

I actually went to google to look up another "sexy landscaper" to compete with the one above, and that was in the returned image results and I verped a little and thought I just HAD to share!

 

[Jetti]

I thought this was a given!!!!! Part of the new boat break in period.

 

[captras]

I thought this was a given!!!!! Part of the new boat break in period.

I looked for that in the owners manual! Wife must have torn that page out!

 

[Mainah]

I thought it had to be done at break in AND at regular intervals not less than every 10 hours of operation. Have to make sure the back up noise device works.

 

[Papa]

I love boating!

 

[Sbrown]

I answered the poll, but any stories I told would just sound like bragging. So I'm taking the gentleman's route (for once) and not kissing and telling. Lol

 

[justason]

I answered the poll, but any stories I told would just sound like bragging. So I'm taking the gentleman's route (for once) and not kissing and telling. Lol

well if your going to skip the stories....you can simply just post a few pics instead

 

[Betik]

Actually it is!! - She just hangs on!!View attachment 49865

you might want to consider cutting the grass at the edge of a cliff. If she faces towards the cliff, I would suspect she will instinctively push backwards.

 

[zipper]

you might want to consider cutting the grass at the edge of a cliff. If she faces towards the cliff, I would suspect she will instinctively push backwards.

Funny, and no need for a pair of "sheep boots". I know it's farmer/shepherd humor.

 

[Sbrown]

Actually it is!! - She just hangs on!!

My wife laughed at the picture and said its just a fantasy, no woman in her right mind would cut grass in those shoes. I said "What shoes?!?"