Coronavirus humor

Julian

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Apr 26, 2020

#41

msavold

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Apr 28, 2020

#44

What we should all be doing...

Dean P

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 29, 2020

#45

FYI, I always were pants.

Favorite Sayings:
"Don't forget to Live"______"I'll try "anything" once"_____'You keep doing what you're doing, you keep getting what you're getting"_______"Change does not come from a "yes" man"_______"A well defined problem is already half solved"_______"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it."

Dean
Current: Chaparral 223VRX twin 250s---Mods: Remote Flush Location (2), Titan-2 Drain plug Light, Garmin Echomap Plus 73Cv with G3 Coast Waterways and RAM mounts, Yacht Devices Gateway YDEG-04 NMEA 2000, Wetsounds REVO8 tower speakers (2), Wetsounds Mid-Cabin REVO6 Speakers, 2 Wetsounds Subs and 2 Wetsounds Amps, ProMariner ProSport 12 On-Board Charger w/NOCO outlet, Bennett M120 Trim Tabs w/EIC, Big Air Flag Holders (2), Articulating Mirror, Dock Lights, Courtesy Lights (everywhere), KeelGuard, WetWolf Adjust-A-Cone (2), Standard Horizon VHF Radio w/Handheld and remote speaker, 2 bilge pumps, JetBoaters Sticker
Previously owned Yamaha SX192 --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N TWO" Upgrades: JBL Speakers/Sub, MW1 Wired Remote, Dual Batteries, Blue Light Ring Kit, Garmin Echo 44DV *Mods: SVHO Intercooler (dedicated line-2 Pissers & Flush Kit), Ribbon Delete, Cobra Steering w/Fangs, Safety Tow Valve, Bennett Trim Tabs, additional JBL Speakers, Hook-up for Solar Charging
Previous: 25' SeaRay Cabin Cruiser --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N"
Prior: 23' Regal Bow Rider --- Before: 18' Baja Islander --- Beginning: Seadoo GTX , Yamaha WaveRaider 700

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Looper7

Jetboaters Lieutenant

Apr 29, 2020

#46

Dean P said:
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FYI, I always were pants.

Wait so I have to wear a mask and pants.?

biglar155

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 29, 2020

#47

Looper7 said:
Wait so I have to wear a mask and pants.?

Well, apparently my wife says I have to.

Dean P

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 29, 2020

#48

biglar155 said:
Well, apparently my wife says I have to.

When in public you should.

Favorite Sayings:
"Don't forget to Live"______"I'll try "anything" once"_____'You keep doing what you're doing, you keep getting what you're getting"_______"Change does not come from a "yes" man"_______"A well defined problem is already half solved"_______"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it."

Dean
Current: Chaparral 223VRX twin 250s---Mods: Remote Flush Location (2), Titan-2 Drain plug Light, Garmin Echomap Plus 73Cv with G3 Coast Waterways and RAM mounts, Yacht Devices Gateway YDEG-04 NMEA 2000, Wetsounds REVO8 tower speakers (2), Wetsounds Mid-Cabin REVO6 Speakers, 2 Wetsounds Subs and 2 Wetsounds Amps, ProMariner ProSport 12 On-Board Charger w/NOCO outlet, Bennett M120 Trim Tabs w/EIC, Big Air Flag Holders (2), Articulating Mirror, Dock Lights, Courtesy Lights (everywhere), KeelGuard, WetWolf Adjust-A-Cone (2), Standard Horizon VHF Radio w/Handheld and remote speaker, 2 bilge pumps, JetBoaters Sticker
Previously owned Yamaha SX192 --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N TWO" Upgrades: JBL Speakers/Sub, MW1 Wired Remote, Dual Batteries, Blue Light Ring Kit, Garmin Echo 44DV *Mods: SVHO Intercooler (dedicated line-2 Pissers & Flush Kit), Ribbon Delete, Cobra Steering w/Fangs, Safety Tow Valve, Bennett Trim Tabs, additional JBL Speakers, Hook-up for Solar Charging
Previous: 25' SeaRay Cabin Cruiser --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N"
Prior: 23' Regal Bow Rider --- Before: 18' Baja Islander --- Beginning: Seadoo GTX , Yamaha WaveRaider 700

Dean P

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 29, 2020

#49

Favorite Sayings:
"Don't forget to Live"______"I'll try "anything" once"_____'You keep doing what you're doing, you keep getting what you're getting"_______"Change does not come from a "yes" man"_______"A well defined problem is already half solved"_______"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it."

Dean
Current: Chaparral 223VRX twin 250s---Mods: Remote Flush Location (2), Titan-2 Drain plug Light, Garmin Echomap Plus 73Cv with G3 Coast Waterways and RAM mounts, Yacht Devices Gateway YDEG-04 NMEA 2000, Wetsounds REVO8 tower speakers (2), Wetsounds Mid-Cabin REVO6 Speakers, 2 Wetsounds Subs and 2 Wetsounds Amps, ProMariner ProSport 12 On-Board Charger w/NOCO outlet, Bennett M120 Trim Tabs w/EIC, Big Air Flag Holders (2), Articulating Mirror, Dock Lights, Courtesy Lights (everywhere), KeelGuard, WetWolf Adjust-A-Cone (2), Standard Horizon VHF Radio w/Handheld and remote speaker, 2 bilge pumps, JetBoaters Sticker
Previously owned Yamaha SX192 --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N TWO" Upgrades: JBL Speakers/Sub, MW1 Wired Remote, Dual Batteries, Blue Light Ring Kit, Garmin Echo 44DV *Mods: SVHO Intercooler (dedicated line-2 Pissers & Flush Kit), Ribbon Delete, Cobra Steering w/Fangs, Safety Tow Valve, Bennett Trim Tabs, additional JBL Speakers, Hook-up for Solar Charging
Previous: 25' SeaRay Cabin Cruiser --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N"
Prior: 23' Regal Bow Rider --- Before: 18' Baja Islander --- Beginning: Seadoo GTX , Yamaha WaveRaider 700

Dean P

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 29, 2020

#50

Favorite Sayings:
"Don't forget to Live"______"I'll try "anything" once"_____'You keep doing what you're doing, you keep getting what you're getting"_______"Change does not come from a "yes" man"_______"A well defined problem is already half solved"_______"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it."

Dean
Current: Chaparral 223VRX twin 250s---Mods: Remote Flush Location (2), Titan-2 Drain plug Light, Garmin Echomap Plus 73Cv with G3 Coast Waterways and RAM mounts, Yacht Devices Gateway YDEG-04 NMEA 2000, Wetsounds REVO8 tower speakers (2), Wetsounds Mid-Cabin REVO6 Speakers, 2 Wetsounds Subs and 2 Wetsounds Amps, ProMariner ProSport 12 On-Board Charger w/NOCO outlet, Bennett M120 Trim Tabs w/EIC, Big Air Flag Holders (2), Articulating Mirror, Dock Lights, Courtesy Lights (everywhere), KeelGuard, WetWolf Adjust-A-Cone (2), Standard Horizon VHF Radio w/Handheld and remote speaker, 2 bilge pumps, JetBoaters Sticker
Previously owned Yamaha SX192 --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N TWO" Upgrades: JBL Speakers/Sub, MW1 Wired Remote, Dual Batteries, Blue Light Ring Kit, Garmin Echo 44DV *Mods: SVHO Intercooler (dedicated line-2 Pissers & Flush Kit), Ribbon Delete, Cobra Steering w/Fangs, Safety Tow Valve, Bennett Trim Tabs, additional JBL Speakers, Hook-up for Solar Charging
Previous: 25' SeaRay Cabin Cruiser --- Named: "FOUR CRUIS'N"
Prior: 23' Regal Bow Rider --- Before: 18' Baja Islander --- Beginning: Seadoo GTX , Yamaha WaveRaider 700

msavold

Jetboaters Admiral

Apr 30, 2020

#51

Julian

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May 1, 2020

#52

msavold

Jetboaters Admiral

May 3, 2020

#53

I'm going to apologize in advance for this one...!

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Looper7

Jetboaters Lieutenant

May 3, 2020

#54

msavold said:
I'm going to apologize in advance for this one...!

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Hey no apology needed just play your guitar on the MTV .?

ripler

Jetboaters Captain

May 4, 2020

#55

Mainah

Jetboaters Admiral

May 5, 2020

#56

How to ward off the pandemic blues on a Tuesday with 3 B’s ...

And since its Cinco de Mayo cap off the night with the other 3 ....
Booze
Boobs
Booty

Babin Farms

Jetboaters Fleet Admiral

May 5, 2020

#57

I see people driving in their cars wearing a mask and think, do these people lay in bed wearing a condom? ?

J-RAD

Jetboaters Admiral

May 5, 2020

#58

Mainah said:
How to ward off the pandemic blues on a Tuesday with 3 B’s ...

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And since its Cinco de Mayo cap off the night with the other 3 ....
Booze
Boobs
Booty

Your shirt says,
Board
Boat
Ballast

...Either way congratulations!

Mainah

Jetboaters Admiral

May 5, 2020

#59

J-RAD said:
Your shirt says,
Board
Boat
Ballast

...Either way congratulations!

Exactly! The first three and the other three but I may have first and other 3 reversed ?

msavold

Jetboaters Admiral

May 6, 2020

#60

Explaining to one's 90 year old mother who is otherwise busy perfecting her dementia that she MUST stay home and can't go for a walk these past few weeks:

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