Post up your funny MEMES (Nothing Political Please)

[WV Hillbilly]

 

[drewkaree]

 

[drewkaree]

 

[drewkaree]

 

[drewkaree]

I'm a 15. And to think, I thought that woman was being mean when she said I'm no 10. She was just complimenting me on my achievement!

 

[BigAbe75]

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I'm a 15. And to think, I thought that woman was being mean when she said I'm no 10. She was just complimenting me on my achievement!

Wow… I have become my dad! The only one I missed was about heating the neighborhood.

 

[itsdgm]

 

[2kwik4u]

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I'm a 15. And to think, I thought that woman was being mean when she said I'm no 10. She was just complimenting me on my achievement!

20/20.....I'm an exceptional Dad.

With a slight change.....I point at hay bales on a truck/trailer/wagon and yell "HAY" in the middle of a conversation in the car. Then point to the conveyance (or field) full of hay when they ask "WHAT?!?"........It's a funny joke, and I'll die on this hill defending it

 

[F.M.]

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I'm a 15. And to think, I thought that woman was being mean when she said I'm no 10. She was just complimenting me on my achievement!

19 out of 20. I point out cows instead of horses.

 

[FSH 210 Sport]

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And she still looks good today…

 

[fireflymedic]

 

[drewkaree]

Wow… I have become my dad! The only one I missed was about heating the neighborhood.

Are you just pretending to Dad for internet cred? Heating the neighborhood is in the first chapter of Dad!

I didn't claim the heavy/awkward one because my go-to when talking about how heavy something is, is to say "only when you have to lift it"

The modern dad sayings are coming out too, but they don't play as long. "you want me to call you an Uber? Fine, you're an Uber" Works once, maybe twice

 

[BigAbe75]

Are you just pretending to Dad for internet cred? Heating the neighborhood is in the first chapter of Dad!

I didn't claim the heavy/awkward one because my go-to when talking about how heavy something is, is to say "only when you have to lift it"

The modern dad sayings are coming out too, but they don't play as long. "you want me to call you an Uber? Fine, you're an Uber" Works once, maybe twice

You caught me!

Around here, we don’t heat the neighborhood - we were born in a barn. Lol

 

[tbg0519]

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I'm a 15. And to think, I thought that woman was being mean when she said I'm no 10. She was just complimenting me on my achievement!

List is missing the ultimate dad quote. "I'll turn this car around!'

 

[2kwik4u]

You caught me!

Around here, we don’t heat the neighborhood - we were born in a barn. Lol

Yelled out at the oldest the other day as he left the house with the back door wide open....."I know you weren't born in a barn, I was there!"

His buddies thought it was hilarious, he did not. Still came back and shut the door though.

 

[drewkaree]

"You must have been born in a basement and never brought up"

I also tell my kids and their friends that they're the way they are because of bad parenting. That one always stops the newcomers in their tracks, and it feels like you can hear the wheels turning

 

[Jim_in_Delaware]

I got a 15/20.

This one is a favorite of mine:

With a slight change.....I point at hay bales on a truck/trailer/wagon and yell "HAY" in the middle of a conversation in the car. Then point to the conveyance (or field) full of hay when they ask "WHAT?!?"........It's a funny joke, and I'll die on this hill defending it

One more road trip quote - pass a cemetery and ask, "Do you know how many dead people are buried there?" "All of them!" Got a laugh the first time, but only a groan since. Doesn't stop me for asking though!

Jim

 

[2kwik4u]

I got a 15/20.

This one is a favorite of mine:



One more road trip quote - pass a cemetery and ask, "Do you know how many dead people are buried there?" "All of them!" Got a laugh the first time, but only a groan since. Doesn't stop me for asking though!

Jim

My go to around cemeteries is always "You know to tell this place is so popular right?!?!"..........."People are just dying to get in here!"

I also got a chuckle the first time and groans afterwards.

 

[WV Hillbilly]

 

[msavold]

And she still looks good today…

Had to look her up. You're not kidding!