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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've heard
colleagues referring to people with Guts, or with Balls. Do they, however,
know the difference between them?



Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; Page 295.



GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere? "



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"



I trust this clears up any confusion.


Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
 
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Even a Tornado is smart enough to leave mans best friend alone...

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