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Dean P

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FUNNY 1-liners

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm.... that's funny...' - Isaac Asimov

Your dog cannot be trusted with your sandwich.

It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.

If vegetarians eat vegetables... beware of humanitarians!

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.
 

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It all depends on your point of view.
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@Admin please move the meme to the adult area.
 

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Should I apologize to everyone in advance for unleashing what is to come?
We have an adult area????...who knew... IMHO no apology required.
 

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