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OMICRON rearranged spells MORONIC
 

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Omicron Prime:

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But why stop at one? The others could be 'boosters'... ;)
 

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Yeah, who would want a foreign substance to alter their body. Those popooing the booster better not smoke, vape, or eat fast food if they want to be coherent. And I hope they stay away from those essential oils!

Maybe invest in the makers of this non-invasive treatment.

I bring you the Rotoprone Bed.

Looks way more comfortable than a booster for sure. Available for rides at a well equipped ICU, may or maybe not near you. If you are not one of the lucky ones, you will be manipulated frequently to be turned over by your overworked ICU personnel instead while on the respirator. (Although Jury is still out, the manual process might work just as well or even better)

Why take a booster when you can have a ride is this baby!!!

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Many I have found pretty funny regardless of perspective, but this one I thought deserved a response for those that might feel too strongly validated by it.
 

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Many I have found pretty funny regardless of perspective, but this one I thought deserved a response for those that might feel too strongly validated by it.
Two dudes with feet growing where their cranks should be.....Yeah, I could see where that deserves a response for validation on the vaccine. Holy F'ing shit bro.....
 

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I intended mine to be a little funny too. What's the harm in some banter? Your joke says 7 boosters changes you a bit, I said no boosters let's you get on the "special ICU" ride. Same difference?

(Not sure what the political comment you made reference too, You said " And I surely did not bring up politics." and I agree with you)

(EDIT:..You probably mentioned it because I mentioned Trump. My bad. I should have done better and will take it off)
 
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