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Coronavirus humor

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LMAO!

I had a classmate who wrote his final program in FORTRAN programming class on how to properly select which urinal to use depending on how many urinals were in the bathroom and how many + which urinals were currently occupied (with the goal of not getting any nearer to any other urinal users that absolutely necessary). Another form of social distancing.

He got a 100 on the assignment.
 
LMAO!

I had a classmate who wrote his final program in FORTRAN programming class on how to properly select which urinal to use depending on how many urinals were in the bathroom and how many + which urinals were currently occupied (with the goal of not getting any nearer to any other urinal users that absolutely necessary). Another form of social distancing.

He got a 100 on the assignment.
LOL, compile that to iOS/Android and I'd buy it! By the time I pull my laptop out, boot up, login, find free wifi, and run it, it's going to be too late
 
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I can't tell if it's fake. Made me laugh, so I'll call it comedy and put it here.
 
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