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More and more frequently I find myself at places of commerce that claim they only take credit, no cash. When I am in the mood, I pull a dollar bill out of my wallet and show the cashier where it says, “THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE.” Sometimes they get the point, usually they don’t. Then I ask them if the word “ALL” is unclear. If I still get a blank stare, I ask them if it says “THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE - EXCEPT THE FISERV FORUM IN MILWAUKEE?”

Then I pay with credit.

I suggest others do the same occasionally.
Ironically enough, they would have to sell it to you on credit in order for you to be in debt to them. Then they’d have to take payment in cash. Otherwise, they can refuse to sell it to you for cash.
 

FSH 210 Sport

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My friend showed me this last night…pretty damn funny, F me to tears.

 
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