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Discussion in 'Comedy Forum' started by Julian, Sep 15, 2014.

  1. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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  2. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    Funny - that's exactly how I remember my grandfather teaching me about sailboats.

    "Snatch the line boy" - "Get me a beer boy" - "What is so damn hard to understand about a rudder?" - and of course... "NO, we can't go any faster!!"
     
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  3. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    This will be a eunuch experience. I have some of these if anybody is game. The ram lambs hated it.:stop:
     
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  4. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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  6. Julian

    Julian Jetboaters Fleet Admiral Staff Member Administrator

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  7. malibu Dan

    malibu Dan Jet Boat Addict

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    But what about Robin....did he or didn’t he lay an egg?
     
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    Sbrown Jet Boat Addict

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    .....And which came first?
     
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    McMark Jetboaters Lieutenant

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  10. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
     
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  11. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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  12. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    I see this kind of damage a lot in Vermont. I always thought it was beavers.;)
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  13. Shuck Water

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    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    This reminds me of the south park episode where Stan’s brother is seduced by his teacher, Stan complains to the cops and the cops wonder and complain why they did not have a hot teacher seducing them when they were growing up. Lol.
     
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    Shuck Water Jetboaters Lieutenant

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    Nice.jpg
     
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  16. J-RAD

    J-RAD Jet Boat Junkie

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    This one really got me laughing for whatever reason...
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    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    RiverRat Jetboaters Captain

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    IMG_5588.JPG Stole this from one of my snowboarding groups on Facebook. Suppose the same logic would work with wakesurf boards.
     
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    buckbuck Jetboaters Admiral

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    You're gonna get busted. Better have a way to wiggle out of it.
     
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    swatski Jetboaters Fleet Admiral

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    Couldn't decide if this belongs in the "What's in your toolbox" thread, or in here...?

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