Bennie
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..... and now I'm hungry
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Post up your funny MEMES (Nothing Political Please)
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..... and now I'm hungry
biglar155
Jetboaters Admiral
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Same logic with firearms.
I recently had a conversation that went something like this:
Me: (Cleaning new pistol but making a point of keeping it in the case for one of the old pistols to "mask" the newness) <Whistling Happy Tune>
Her: (Walking past on some other errand) "Ooooh! That's a nice one! Let me see!" (Handles piece. Appreciates weight, balance, and sight picture.)
Me: (Trying to be nonchalant and avoiding eye-contact) "Yeah, I like it too."
Her: (Walking away... exclamation mark appears over head in mid air.... stops suddenly.... comes back.... then with two fingers squeezing firmly on my earlobe and speaking in her "deathly sweet" tone): "Exactly how much did you pay for that My Love?"
Me: "Can you REALLY put a price on happiness???"
Bennie
Jetboaters Captain
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HALF
I believe my divorce lawyer told me "the price of happiness is half" -- plus lawyer fees.
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- Location
- Northern Vermont Lake Champlain
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- Boston Whaler
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- 1995
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- Other
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- 18
I think I need to install a flag halyard on the Beneteau.
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2kwik4u
Jetboaters Fleet Admiral
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- 2017
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- 19
What do boobs and the sun have in common?!?!?!
https://imgur.com/gallery/cFsypga <--Possibly NSFW depending on your work environment. No nudity, but some pretty obvious cleavage.
https://imgur.com/gallery/cFsypga <--Possibly NSFW depending on your work environment. No nudity, but some pretty obvious cleavage.
DieselCamel
Jetboaters Admiral
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F.M.
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 25
Not really a meme, but I found this funny since I have relatives in law enforcement.
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Woke up this morning to this...
Gotta love the Great White North!
Gotta love the Great White North!
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ROTFLMAO! So True. Watch out later if she ownes the boat. Just sayin.
Just sayin.
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Rushfan67
Jetboaters Lieutenant
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Amar Nanduri
Jetboaters Admiral
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F.M.
Jetboaters Admiral
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- 2024
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- 25
Bennie
Jetboaters Captain
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- Loxley, AL
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- Yamaha
- Year
- 2015
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- Limited S
- Boat Length
- 24
That reminds me of this one:
OCMD
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