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Post up your funny MEMES (Nothing Political Please)

Discussion in 'Comedy Forum' started by Julian, Sep 15, 2014.

  1. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    ..... and now I'm hungry
     
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  2. biglar155

    biglar155 Jetboaters Commander

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    Same logic with firearms.

    I recently had a conversation that went something like this:

    Me: (Cleaning new pistol but making a point of keeping it in the case for one of the old pistols to "mask" the newness) <Whistling Happy Tune>

    Her: (Walking past on some other errand) "Ooooh! That's a nice one! Let me see!" (Handles piece. Appreciates weight, balance, and sight picture.)

    Me: (Trying to be nonchalant and avoiding eye-contact) "Yeah, I like it too."

    Her: (Walking away... exclamation mark appears over head in mid air.... stops suddenly.... comes back.... then with two fingers squeezing firmly on my earlobe and speaking in her "deathly sweet" tone): "Exactly how much did you pay for that My Love?"

    Me: "Can you REALLY put a price on happiness???"
     
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  3. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    HALF

    I believe my divorce lawyer told me "the price of happiness is half" -- plus lawyer fees.
     
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  4. Julian

    Julian Jetboaters Fleet Admiral Staff Member Administrator

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    I think I need to install a flag halyard on the Beneteau.
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  6. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    Last edited: Dec 16, 2018
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  7. 2kwik4u

    2kwik4u Jet Boat Junkie

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    What do boobs and the sun have in common?!?!?!

    https://imgur.com/gallery/cFsypga <--Possibly NSFW depending on your work environment. No nudity, but some pretty obvious cleavage.
     
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  8. DieselCamel

    DieselCamel Jetboaters Commander

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    6EB34C6D-523D-46A8-B019-972539309446.jpeg
     
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  9. F.M.

    F.M. Jet Boat Junkie

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    Not really a meme, but I found this funny since I have relatives in law enforcement.

    Screenshot_20181203-145237_eBaum's Daily.jpg
     
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  10. J-RAD

    J-RAD Jet Boat Junkie

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    One for the holidays
    SurfWaveWoof.jpg
     
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  11. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    20181223_124815.jpg
     
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  12. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    Woke up this morning to this...;)

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    Gotta love the Great White North!
     
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  13. J-RAD

    J-RAD Jet Boat Junkie

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    Screenshot_20181228-225201_Instagram.jpg
     
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  14. zipper

    zipper Jetboaters Captain

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    ROTFLMAO! So True. Watch out later if she ownes the boat.;) Just sayin.
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2018
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  15. Patsfan67

    Patsfan67 Member

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    AD6FFBFB-3F91-47F6-9CE0-91396E4EB227.jpeg
     
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  16. Amar Nanduri

    Amar Nanduri Jetboaters Commander

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    F.M. Jet Boat Junkie

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    Screenshot_20190111-172027_eBaum's Daily.jpg
     
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  18. Bennie

    Bennie Jetboaters Commander

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    That reminds me of this one:

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  19. J-RAD

    J-RAD Jet Boat Junkie

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    Am I complaining...? I feel like maybe I'm complaining...
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    The boat show is next month and spring is right around the corner. I. Can. Make. It...
     
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    OCMD Jetboaters Lieutenant

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