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View attachment 85761 Stole this from one of my snowboarding groups on Facebook. Suppose the same logic would work with wakesurf boards.
Same logic with firearms.

I recently had a conversation that went something like this:

Me: (Cleaning new pistol but making a point of keeping it in the case for one of the old pistols to "mask" the newness) <Whistling Happy Tune>

Her: (Walking past on some other errand) "Ooooh! That's a nice one! Let me see!" (Handles piece. Appreciates weight, balance, and sight picture.)

Me: (Trying to be nonchalant and avoiding eye-contact) "Yeah, I like it too."

Her: (Walking away... exclamation mark appears over head in mid air.... stops suddenly.... comes back.... then with two fingers squeezing firmly on my earlobe and speaking in her "deathly sweet" tone): "Exactly how much did you pay for that My Love?"

Me: "Can you REALLY put a price on happiness???"
 

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"Can you REALLY put a price on happiness???"
HALF

I believe my divorce lawyer told me "the price of happiness is half" -- plus lawyer fees.
 

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I think I need to install a flag halyard on the Beneteau.
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Not really a meme, but I found this funny since I have relatives in law enforcement.

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One for the holidays
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Woke up this morning to this...;)

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Gotta love the Great White North!
 

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ROTFLMAO! So True. Watch out later if she ownes the boat.;) Just sayin.
 
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That reminds me of this one:

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Am I complaining...? I feel like maybe I'm complaining...
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The boat show is next month and spring is right around the corner. I. Can. Make. It...
 
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