Drew Carey Challenge: What are things you can say about your boat but not your wife?

[TexAg2010]

“Can’t wait to get her out of storage!”

 

[Miitch]

"This model is getting a little old, i think I'll upgrade to a newer one next year"

 

[captras]

She says it's too small!

 

[F.M.]

Couple of beers and she's a lot more fun.

 

[Babin Farms]

Damn she's loud!

 

[F.M.]

Damn she's loud!

I say that to my wife all the time.

 

[F.M.]

I can fit 12 people in there.

 

[jcyamahariders wife]

Here is my point of view . .
What are things you can say about your boat but not your husband ?

If I had to do it all over again I would have went with the bigger model !

 

[Crob83]

She badly needs an oil change and a tune up. I think the spark is gone as well

 

[Betik]

Here is my point of view . .
What are things you can say about your boat but not your husband ?

If I had to do it all over again I would have went with the bigger model !

it was about time ?

 

[Betik]

you are such an improvement over my first boat that I cannot wait to see what my third one will look like......... 20 seconds later -->>

 

[drewkaree]

The back end is really nice for hanging out

 

[Trannyguy]

This isn’t the one I wanted it’s just the one I could afford.

 

[dels]

If only I didn't have to wait till the weekend to enjoy her

 

[F.M.]

Be sure to wipe her down after every use.

 

[F.M.]

The 2 best days of my life are when I got her and when I got rid of her.

 

[Julian]

No eating cheetos when you ride her!

She sucked something up once and I just kept banging it til she purred like a kitten.

 

[Sbrown]

That shade of blue is normal


Edited requested by my boat

 

[Yambers]

I was elbow deep in the part where water gushes out..

 

[zipper]

I was elbow deep in the part where water gushes out..

It sounds like she just gave birth to twins. (engines) lol. Congrats.